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???: Hello there, "friend".
???: Oh! Sorry, did I startle you?
???:Wow, this place is ''crowded''.
???:The stuff around here is piling up the whole cellar.
[[The cellar?]] [[Ok...]]???: Oops, I forgot to mention, we're trapped in here.
???: Well, it's not gonna be that long, is it?
???: Do you believe me, //Evin//?
[[What did you call me ya fat cunt?]]???: Yes, speaking of cellar, we're trapped in one, and the only way to get out is to go down or croak.
???: Do you get me now, //Evin//?
[[What did you call me ya fat cunt?]]???: Huh? What did I //call// you?
???: What a ''stupid'' question you ask me!
???: Don't you know your damn name already?
[[No.]] [[Pshh! Yeah!]]???: WELL TOO BAD, BUDDO!
???: Oh, and did I forget to introduce myself?
You: Yes, you di-
???: Yeah, I did.
Will: I am [[Will]], and I am a Flat Worm.
So, you wanna start the adventure or are we gonna stand here?
[[You look around the room.]]???: Good.
Will: Well, I should probably tell you my name before you call me they. My name is [[Will]]. I'm a Flat Worm. Yeah.
Will: So, where will we begin?
[[You look around the room.]]There's a cursed room, two normal doors that lead to a room with enemies, and a treasure room.
Will looks at you indecisivley.
Which room will you choose?
[[Cursed Room]] [[Normal Door 1]] [[Treasure Room]]You: The Cursed Room.
You point to the door with black rims, plastered with blood and spikes harmful to the touch.
Will: ''WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!'' Hold on, Ev! Do you know what this room does?!
You look at Will, his wide eyes piercing yours.
Will: Do you even play this game often...?
Will looks away from you in disgust.
[[Go inside the Cursed Room]] [[Check to see if it's rigged]]You: The door on the left.
You point to the light brows door with and unknown demise lying behind it.
Will: Good choice, ready to fight?
You nod aggreeably.
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But the cursed room still makes you wonder if you are safe....
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And the bomb makes you wonder...
You and Will go into the room.
Suddenly, four enemies appear by your sides!
You: Why aren't they attacking me?
You and Will look at the poor creatures.
Will: They are Mulligans, crying, pain-filled children with bloated heads full of flies and misery.
They are <<print either("trash", "weird", "inane")>> to me..
You walk over to one of them, which is the only one not crying and has a missing eye.
The [[Mulligan]] whimpers and tries to run aways, but is cornered.
Will: Don't trust these filthy bags, Lost, it's only gonna get worse.
So, what now?
[[Poke the Mulligan]] [[Stab dat bitch!!!]] [[Hug him]] [[Attack it's friends]]You: The Treasure Room.
You point to the beautiful golden door with the rims of a king's/queen's throne.
Will smiles at you.
Will: Smart one. There might be a good item in there, but never underestimate the Item Pool.
[[The Item Pool?]] [[Alright!]]You: I'm sticking to what I said, Will. So don't wallow over me.
Will looks at you with a dark expression crossing over his small face.
Will: You seem to be diligent. Go ahead, kid. Just remember--
Will turns around with a uncomforting smile and crawls away.
Will: --you won't come out alive until you find a dead cat...
You tilt your head in confusion.
Nevermind him, it's time to adventure!
As you go into the cursed room, Will looks back, and doesn't say anything.
He just stares at you. No words. But the dark expression is still there.
You fly into the Cursed Room, but all you find is a single red chest. Nobody's around it, not even a single fly buzzing around.
The silence is disturbing...
You open the chest.
A blue spider?
Well, at least you have a buddy.
You walk back to the door.
You look at it.
A feeling of fear crosses over you like a storm.
Will laughs at you through the other side.
Will: Heheheh, think it's easy to get across now?
You don't understand, because at first, the door didn't affect you, second, the feeling of fear, third, why Will is laughing at you.
You cross over the spikes on the door and you touch one.
Before you make a single sound, you fall.
You can't breathe or move, the pain is great.
Your eyes are slowly shutting.
The blinding light is growing...
You hear Will's voice.
Will: Good luck in the Cathedral. I hear it's not safe up there.
[[...]]You go towards the Cursed Room and touch one of the spikes.
It doesn't affect you...
You turn back to Will.
Will: So, you wanna go to the other rooms?
[[Nod at Will]] or [[Go inside the Cursed Room]]?It's silent...
The silence keeps growing...
Devouring the innocent sounds that surround you...
[[Yes]] [[No]]Take you back to.....
[[Awakening]] or [[You look around the room.]]?Well...
Game over, I guess.
Sending you back to...
[[Awakening]]Will: Great! On we go!
[[Normal Door 1]] [[Treasure Room]]Will: Yes! The Item Pool!
He looks over towards the golden room.
Will: The Item Pool is unpredictable at times, and it also gives items!
You: No schtick, Sherlock.
Will swiftly turns towards you, with a disgruntled face.
You stare at him.
He turns back, beaming again.
Will: We monsters don't understand how this came to be, or how it was made, maybe the gods made it, or maybe that fiendish woman hunting you down.
You pause Will from his bickering and say these words:
[[Fiendish woman?]]Will:Okay then!
Will: Let's just hope it can protect us from that fiendish woman.
Will turns to stare at you.
Will: You haven't heard or her, haven't you?
You become confused.
You:[[Fiendish woman?]]Will blankly stares at you.
He snaps out of his blank look and tells you this:
Will: Ah, yes! The fiendish woman that is hunting you down.
You: ...you just said that twi-
Will: You'll find her soon.
You: -sighs- When will I find her?
Will: Oh, in the Depths.
You: The what, now?
Will: If you want me to fill you in on the story, it's very complex, so let me tell you the main plot of this, the coup de grace of this mad world..
[[Oh god here we go...]]It all started out a few years ago, when there was a mother and her child.
The child's name? Isaac. He was really young, under 5 years old, probably.
He and his mother lived in peace, Isaac played with his toys and he drew, while his mother watched Christian channels on her television.
Everything was great for them, no harm had been caused.
Until, one day, Isaac's mother heard God's voice for the first time.
He said unto her, "Isaac's soul is corrupt with sin, he needs to be saved."
Isaac's mother agreed to the voice, and took away all that brought Isaac's joy, even his clothes.
Then He said, "His soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all the evil of this world, and confess his sins."
Isaac's mother agreed to Him again, and locked Isaac into his room, away from the evils of the world.
God said these words unto her again, "You have done as I've asked, but to prove your devotion to me and nothing else, I require a ''sacrifice''."
"''Your son, Isaac, will be the sacrifice''."
"Go into his room, and end his life, as a devotion to me, above all else."
"Yes, my lord." Isaac's mother replied, grabbing a knife from the kitchen counter.
Isaac, witnessing the moment from a crack in his door, scrambled to find a exit.
Just then, he tripped over a trapdoor under his carpet. He knew this was the only way to escape.
As soon as he found it, his mother burst through the door, desired to fill the purpose that God gave her.
Withought thinking, Isaac flung open the hatch, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
[[Huh.]]You: Well that was as long as a tree, Will.
Will gives the same look from before.
Will: Do I sound like a biologist, fancy pants?
Will: -sighs- Nevermind, let's just open this damn thing and get outta here.
You and Will go into the Treasure Room.
A small jingle welcomes you, and you both look upon the item given to you.
You: What's that...?
The item was... a bomb with a face...?
Will: Nobody cares, it's a good start.
Will: That's Mr. Boom. It's a reusable item.
You: Is he alive..?
Will stares at you with an upset look.
Will: How stupid are you, kid?
Will: Ugh, just pick him up already...
You pick up Mr. Boom, but it just smiles at you.
[[You get kinda disturbed...]]You: Why...is he looking at me like that..?
Will: Don't say that, he's just a bomb.
You stare at the grinning bomb.
You: Well, let's go back before I start getting amnesia.
Will you go into...
[[Normal Door 1]] You lift your finger and touch the Mulligan.
You: What's tha-
Suddenly, the Mulligan commits suicide and blows itself up!
The last thing you hear is Will screaming as you blow up into little bits of blood and chunks of your body.
Well that's disturbing...
[[...]]You slowly inch towards the Mulligan and pull out your knife,(which you may or may not had) and, in quick succsession, stab it and pull the knife out.
The used-to-be-alive Mulligan was now dead.
Will: Good job, kid.
You nod at Will and smile.
''Flies start appearing outside the dead monster's body''!
You screech in terror, as you are not a fan of bugs of any type, and start slicing and dicing the flies into bits.
Will doesn't say anything....
You drop the knife.
[[The other Mulligans stare at you in pure terror.]]You inch towards the Mulligan, with your arms wide open and ready for a hug.
You think this will work.
Although, the Mulligan you try to hug doesn't think that.
//Not at all//.
By the fear of your posture, he commits suicide and blows himself (and you) up!
Will screams as your body parts fall, bit by bit by the explosion.
[[...]]Will: Let's see how it reacts when we kill it's buddies, Ev.
You turn around towards the other Mulligans.
They all look away in fear.
Will: Go ahead, kid. Have fun...
You can't stop smiling.
''S T O P.''
[[They all get slaughtered.]]They all know your true power.
They all run into the fires and kill theirselves, spawning many of flies, which also run into the fires.
The room's two doors open up.
You've cleared the room.
Will : Well, that's that kiddo.
You stare at him gleefully, despite the fact that you're shaking.
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Will: But you really could've used that bomb.
You stare at Mr. Boom, sill in your hands, and facepalm yourself in shame.
How could you forget?!
Will: Well, let's go to the-
Will: (suprised) Well, there it is.
You: There what is?
Will signals you to look at the //Boss Room//.
You took long enough..
[[Go into the Boss Room and fight the boss]] [[Go back and choose another room]]?
You agree to fight the boss that inhabits this floor.
Will: Be wary of the bosses here, Ev. They aren't friendly.
You enter the boss room.
The boss is...
[[Oh, it's over already?]]Will: Alright, kid, let's go.
The <<print either ("enticing", "hellish", "dreary", "bloody", "insane", "weird", "straight up nervewrecking")>> presence in the air tells you that the next room you go to will bring you luck.
You and Will go into the starting room and choose again.
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Although you got a bloody splinter...
<<if visited("Treasure Room")>>\
Although you already have an item...
<<endif>>\by The Artist and Storywriter, Bungles-of-FriesHe is what he exactly said he was. A Flat Worm, the size of you, with a small tattered bowtie and a tophat. He looks cute...
<<display "No.">>It's just sadness and pain.
<<display "Normal Door 1">>Your face is covered with the blood of the Mulligans you murdered.
You can't move.
You are petrified of what you've done.
The knife is on the ground.
Will just stares at you.
You look back at the one Mulligan you didn't kill.
He is also petrified.
You walk up to him, but he instantly blows himself up before you even take a step.
Fortunately, you weren't destroyed by the explosion.
So do you...
[[Go into the Boss Room and fight the boss]]?Well, crap.
Sorry, due to the creator's laziness, we might have a part 2.
''So shut your butts and give her some time!!!''
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Don't forget the cursed room.
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And you still hold the bomb.